I look forward to the day our Miami Hurricanes announce Coach Macho joining the staff*.
*and we shall inevitably turn on you as we do with all staph. It's a CIS tradition. 🤣
I heard he's 7' tall and pushes around geyters by rhe hundreds. When FSU is on the field, he dominates the semenholes with fireballs from his eyes and lightning bolts from his ****.