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  1. Empirical Cane

    Checklist for our next head coach

    Even when split tails get kicked, it still hurts.
  2. Empirical Cane

    Checklist for our next head coach

    Step 1) Kick Flake in ball sack Step 2) Win Step 3) Repeat step 1 until Flake departs campus Step 4) Repeat step 2 until Natty brought home to Coral Gables Step 5) Host celebratory orgy of hookers and blow in IPF
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