SW: "Hey LM, you know this Sherlock that's weirdly up my *** on Canes internet for some reason?"
LM: "Yeah, he means well. Just keep your fingers and toes away from his mouth and never make a bet with him."
I think they have to charge "something" for NCAA reasons, or you are giving free "meals" and "merch" to HS coaches to "influence" them to "encourage" their kids to go to your school.
Signed,
"@Cryptical Envelopment"