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  1. Cryptical Envelopment

    Tears Gator Tears

    Serves you right for flying Spirit.
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    Tears Gator Tears

    Mandel’s Mailbag: Stewart, pull out your crystal ball and make a bold, gutsy prediction for each Power 5 conference for the 2023 season. — Rob W., Columbia, S.C. OK! SEC: Florida finishes last in the SEC East. Billy Napier did a great job at ULL, but I’m failing to see much reason for optimism...
  3. Cryptical Envelopment

    Tears Gator Tears

    They know in their tiny little reptilian hearts what's coming. They know this is the only window they have to crow.
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    Tears Gator Tears

    "THROWING STONES IN A GLASS TRAILER..."
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    Tears Gator Tears

    Congrats to your nephew on having the opportunity to further his education.
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    Tears Gator Tears

    NIL!!!!
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    Tears Gator Tears

    So much to unpack here. "Class calculator." "No crazy reaches." Writes itself. Imagine putting together your crazy dream mock class where you get everybody... and you still only end up with one 5-star and don't crack 300 points! If Miami did this we'd probably have eight or nine 5-stars.
  8. Cryptical Envelopment

    Tears Gator Tears

    Spoiler: he committed to CU over UF. :)
  9. Cryptical Envelopment

    Tears Gator Tears

    Even while firing a coach of their own they've won 4 in a row and 10 of 13 vs. UF and they beat you by 10 last year so no, it's not always a close game and Billy has never coached a close game or a win vs. them. SwInG gAmE lol they are gonna push your **** in this year. They got better and you...
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    Tears Gator Tears

    Imagine being a fan of the "flagship" university in your state and SEC! SEC! SEC! and posting an optimistic fanboy season projection that's better than what Vegas thinks and its still 6 losses. You play 12 games, btw. Though I get why you'd want to leave out that 7th loss at LSU.
  11. Cryptical Envelopment

    Tears Gator Tears

    Let's take a look at Hudson's CFB timeline. He's the FIU USF OL that UF was able to convince to transfer to the SEC SEC SEC. Neat trick to be able to be a part of three losing programs in eight days. Congrats to the young JAG. And congrats, Billy Bob on ending the shneid.
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    Tears Gator Tears

    Can we get some Gator meltdown tears from the Lagway Clemson post pretty please?
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    Tears Gator Tears

    Make sure to throw a little salt on their sundae for me. Mario stuffed Billy in a locker again. #itmaybefermanbuthesrightanyway Maude Edit: Per Article 👇 “ANTHONY CAMPBELL ESSENTIALLY CHOSE MIAMI OVER FLORIDA”
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    Tears Gator Tears

    See, you get it.
  15. Cryptical Envelopment

    Tears Gator Tears

    UL-Monroe transfer DL Anthony Campbell just committed to Miami. He canceled a visit to UF, who was trying to get him on campus this weekend, to come here. Also had a lot of good offers coming out of the portal. Florida eliminated.
  16. Cryptical Envelopment

    Tears Gator Tears

    The UM portal class is better than #9. It's skewed by some teams that have gone ham and just taken a lot of jags that earn them a lot of points. For instance CU is #1 because they took 50 kids and that roster will probably never play .500 ball. Bodies. UCLA and LVILLE are ahead of us on points...
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    Tears Gator Tears

    Updated portal rankings: UM and UF have the same number of commits, too. Apples to apples. And Miami has the #4 portal class by quality, while UF's would be #13, just behind Maryland. :)
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    Tears Gator Tears

    Where do you think he could be drafted? UF could probably match it in NIL (they are desperate to hold on to him) leaving a first baseball contract in the future still available to him. I'm less optimistic he skips football for MLB than most.
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    Tears Gator Tears

    Very silly of you to talk in absolutes like that. You know better. UF is going to have a rough year, you're going to have to ride that out with your recruits, people are projecting you to regress which is a bad look for a new coach. Wheels could easily come flying off.
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