"FIRST OFF WHAT IT DO MY NYGGAS!!!"
Translation: First and foremost, I would like to inquire upon the status of everyone's well being.
"BRUH ALLLLLLLLLLLL BULLSH$# ASIDE AMERICA IS ****KED UP LOL ........... I AIN'T NEVER MOVED THIS MUCH WEIGHT THIS FAST IN EVER I SEE MUTHA****AS TALKING BOUT...