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I gotta say, this has been one of my favorite threads in awhile. And, with all humility, I give myself full credit for its excellence.

The latest update on that is Planned Parenthood is protesting the notion because watching Jacurri play football will cause an epidemic of unplanned pregnancies.

I'd say the same thing. Garcia is easily gonna make a few billion over the course of his career. He'll probably sign his first contract for about the money Brady has made so far in his career.

It'd be like explaining particle physics to a sea cucumber.

Pretty sure he's gonna win four Heisman's in three years. The question is when will he be inducted in the NFL Hall of Fame? Probably after he throws 19 TD's and 2,200 yards against 'Bama, just to Dee Wiggins.

Those asshats also probably don't care, because they believe it.

Well considering how easy it is to run on our D.... But that makes me wonder why we're not talking about Garcia playing QB and S. He's basically the best of Reed and Taylor combined.

I heard they're going to flood Hard Rock this year so Jake can just walk the TD's in, then turn the whole place into wine to celebrate the 347-0 victories.

Their input would be far too advanced for even the most astute observer, and neither would be able to hold a microphone with their hands weighed down by 30 rings.

Garcia would be too busy throwing 12 TD's a game to get crucified.

LMAO great answer.

What is there left for the greatest QB to ever live to learn?