Read the kid's thank you note. He doesn't sound completely committed (At this time I feel it's in best interest to commit to Wisky).
Sounds like he's been getting advice from the South Florida Divas. Class is called Bags 101.
I think that you are looking at the negative. I would flip that around and maybe add Nebraska for @Paranos step sons. Florida is not Top Shelf OL Terretory for the most part.