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Instead of the trunk monkey, we need a gameday management monkey. Every time Mario goes to make a stupid *** decision Zo pushes the remote and the monkey goes over and slaps some sense into the caveman.

Of course they'd want us there. We make them look great! No more doormat for them!

Might as well face facts, Mario is here for the long haul. We're not Texas AtM and buying out 80 million dollar contracts. Add in the Columbus mafia and it equals caveman football for the next 5 years.

So can we somehow just use AI and a tablet to coach our team?

Congrats to Mario for breaking down walls. Rutgers first win over the U.

Seriously, I don't care how good he can recruit. Mario can **** right off. I can't even comprehend how dumb he must be at coaching yet smart enough to get the U to give him 80+ million. It's just mind blowing.

We'll probably have Wards decision tonight lol

That number 3 class gonna hit the portal before they even set foot on campus. Can't even put up a fight against Rutgers.

Man, I've overlooked Mario's gameday coaching and gave him the benefit of the doubt. But, holy **** he's an idiot.

Not enough players in the portal to fix this ****.

Not sure we can rely on all the penalties every drive, but at least we have something to build on.

Ah, the Timeout bowl. Sure hope we get a few more commercials!

lol, maybe we just need to keep our asses in the ACC. Rutgers making us look like an FCS team.

Went from the thrill of a top 3 class to this? The life of a Cane fan.

Kids still clowning around in Times Square instead of at the game based on the comments. Glad I had to work today.