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He is the definition of being born on 3rd base

Per my sources Birdman flies in any weather

When we sign Ward or Howard in the next 48hrs I will transition from moping to a general level of content That’s the best I can offer You wanna throw in some giggly boob and butt gifs I might be swayed into being happy

Per Chuck, you should buy the dip

When I have reason to decrease mope related posts I will For the record this isn’t moping. It’s questioning

And Warren Buffet gave me a stock tip

Not to be a naysayer, but anyone on this board could have made the following educated assumptions: - Miami looking to move super fast, Friday deadline - Miami to pay $2mm +/- to land Ward or Howard - Mario sweet talked his Columbus bros to shell out more money, claiming he’s only a QB away

I still wanna know who flipped the play calling switch going into the BC game. Ray Charles could see the difference from prior weeks

My argument is that Herbert is an outlier QB acquisition and development are not Mario’s strong suit. I’d like to see someone argue otherwise

I’ll raise your Herbert example with Anthony Brown + TVD debacle + not bringing in a QB with experience to be #2 in 2023

Thailand is a long way to go to snag a ladyboy. They have those in America now

I love your optimism But must I remind Mario is still roaming the sidelines on game days, calling timeouts at midfield only to punt

I hope Mario has a button under his desk like Matt Lauer from NBC that locks the door so Ward and Howard can never leave again

I feel like any other QB besides the beta TVD would have had common sense and would have changed the play and taken a knee rather than run a play

Most of my posts lately is meant to be a joke I’m not actually freaking out My only frustration is the messaging put out We’ve heard it from multiple different sources “Miami and Mario will be VERY aggressive in the portal” Talk crap and pat yourself on the back after the work is done...

see my post regarding Mario holding his Peter Post in thread 'Cam Ward to Portal' https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/cam-ward-to-portal.189012/post-6962060

Backup QBs getting transfer graphics with fire on them That’s like dudes that are 41, going into their 3rd marriage still having a bachelor party What a time to be alive

Mario is perpetually left holding his **** while waiting on all things Offense

Kiss of death Cancel the season