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  1. Empirical Cane

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    To make this more humane, CB needs to establish a "cut day" date...
  2. Empirical Cane

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    Whomever is tracking the spreadsheet on numbers... Where are we at with +/-? I believe Miami had just paired down to 85 (counting 10 frosh inbounds) when JHH departed. Now Martinez, Hill, Alderman, DT1, DT2, CB2... Where are the slots opening for these guys? PWO and just NIL?
  3. Empirical Cane

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    He did. **** him straight to ****.
  4. Empirical Cane

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    Miami is still +2 just for breakeven meng. They gotta got -5-ish to bring in portal gatos. -10 to -12 if they want to achieve "significant roster change" que pasa acqui meng?
  5. Empirical Cane

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    BRING HIM TO CORAL GABLES 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  6. Empirical Cane

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    @DMoney Miami Hurricanes haven't announced 5 "blow your mind transfer portal signees" yet. I'm drunk already and listening to this cranking from my Kenwood and thump'n from my Rockford Fosgates in my Gremlin cruising past the Clevelander right now. I'm shook as **** baby. Shook bad. Don't...
  7. Empirical Cane

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    🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 I have stolen this gif, will use it shamelessly as my own, and provide you no credit. ******* BRILLIANT
  8. Empirical Cane

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    Transfer portal mood engaged:
  9. Empirical Cane

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    When you have the IQ of a zucchini, you have the vocabulary of a zucchini. #IJustMakeObservations
  10. Empirical Cane

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    Please remember these are/were Canes*. Good luck to each of them at their new stops. *No matter what the geniuses at Canesville say about "player x was really #1 at his spot but wasn't developed properly and given a fair chance"
  11. Empirical Cane

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    I think you meant to say अब अपने बाल साफ़ करो कमीने
  12. Empirical Cane

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    I held on to more than my butt last night thanks to you.
  13. Empirical Cane

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    Is it wrong that I take more delight in the pain the transfer portal brings to our scum sucking rivals than the players our Hurricanes actually add? Does that make me a bad person?
  14. Empirical Cane

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    of course, if Miami doesn't execute 2nd Transfer Portal "perfectly" it will be deemed a "failure". Buckle up buttercups.
  15. Empirical Cane

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    Yes. Mrs Empirical, "Empy, Elle MacPherson and I have decided to give you that threeway...AGAIN...get in here now!"
  16. Empirical Cane

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    - SEC teams will poach every other conference because SEC rules forbid them from cannibalizing themselves during 2d window - Pate expects MIami to cast net at most every big fish avaialable...looking to land as many as practical -- IF it happens, could drive significant roster turnover at xx1...
  17. Empirical Cane

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    Josh Pate live for Fort Lauderdale...coming to see 🪽Cristóbal on Tuesday?? Drops some hints for our Canes...
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