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  1. Empirical Cane

    Kentucky Derby

    Hey man, we don't judge you here. Whatever does it for you, so long as you are safe and get the horse's consent. We accept you. 🤣🤣
  2. Empirical Cane

    Kentucky Derby

    Has anyone seen a Vet strapon the glove and go shoulder deep in a horse's ***? It's equal parts Vegas magic trick and Hellraiser scene.
  3. Empirical Cane

    Kentucky Derby

    Please tell me the horse was named Schnelly's Jimmy's Denny' Butch's Delight.
  4. Empirical Cane

    Kentucky Derby

    Were you riding el camino diablo?
  5. Empirical Cane

    Kentucky Derby

    Empiricalette is a dedicated rider. As the dude who pays the $$$$$ with a hack observer's opinion, race horses are bred unnaturally, trained unnaturally, medicated unnaturally, and run unnaturally. No surprise they are injured and die at a higher rate that other horses. Is what it is I suppose.
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