Lol. I work from home. Most trucking companies frown on that.
I travel to TN and MA to see family at least once a year. I prefer to drive. You can't help but notice the signs. It's not very subtle.
Every middle of nowhere truck stop has billboards for day spas offering massages. Robert Kraft got busted at a "day spa" that wasn't near a truck stop. If he'd only gone to a truck stop...
This is actually fantastic advice. Take it from a guy with a back injury that limits motion, the fewer wipes the better.
As far as bag beating, find a truck stop with a "day spa".