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Enough of this agreement over tomato choice. We need to choose violence.

What are the odds a CIS throwdown occurs over "best tomatoes" in a can?

Hold my beer.

Ahh yes....several DMs have been exchanged past few days on "when is someone going to porst a CIS branded blow up doll?" I do credit @DMoney for his bravery starting this thread. Or maybe he was drinking.

You mean everyday threads. #SomePorstersLiveGirlHoodLife

The only thing missing from the "the time is now" video pre-AtM was the Hans Zimmer soundtrack... Good for @DMoney though. He, and others, have created this space that helps sooth the savage beasts in all of us. Imagine what we'd be doing if CIS didn't exist. Seriously. Scary stuff.

I just made this my lock screen wall paper

**** it. You run by Jim Nance and smack him with a hot dog in the face, I'll drop $20.

I will give you $1 if you streak across Amen Corner with "CIS" painted on you. Probably $2. Make sure you have on orange and green socks though for modesty.

Make sure Cryptical's bobble head body is Barbie. Want to ensure anatomical correctness.

T-shirt "Blue Lot Heavyweight Champion" "Titanic Heavyweight Champion"

A line of **** speedos. CIS printed on ball sack. No tassles, keep it classy. This isnt the WEZ. Sales alone would fund Miami's NIL easily.

I'm confident this thread is going to deliver.

a t-shirt... "IJJB MUTHAF*CKAS. IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW"

***** Gauntlet or some variance of that... "Mods please delete my posts..." "I'm so glad I don't know you in real life" "My corch is better than your corch"

How did I even get dragged into this? Did I miss something? Did I sleep porst? I've been hacked!!!!!! I did not porst all those ghey donkey pics! It wasn't me.

Where is this coming from today? I step away for a few hours and all sorts of shenanigans is going on. What am I being dragged into? Also, there has never been, nor ever will be, a battle. A humiliating massacre, yes, that has and would continue to happen. C'mon now friend.