It's okay. Not everyone can have my beautiful, big plumbs.
The kids in middle school always wanted to trade them for their Twix. But these are my plumbs.
I'm so homosexual, I attract myself in the mirror so much, I get a boner, my wife sees it and we make intense, painful love afterwards, letting my son watch as he learns from his father.
I'm surprised no one has thought of: "Citizen is young and there is no need of rushing him into action with at least serviceable running backs ahead of him"