Love this.
All the while, I’m still laughing at “I misunderstood a phone call”. What a load of horse**** - does he expect anyone to believe that ******* third grade excuse.
“I momentarily misunderstood a phone call“
This is the literal definition of horse****.
He’s making himself look even worse, by telling another lie to cover up his original mistake. My dog ate the homework. It’s on that level.