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Lol, it’s ALWAYS on us

57 was holding like a mfer

We are the Anti-Playmakers

Gattis doesn’t need a headset. All he has to do is hold up 1-4 fingers to relay his entire playbook to the offense

We’re in FG range boys

This team can’t quit Dumb

1st and goal inside the 5 yard line? That’s prime field goal range for the Miami Hurricanes!

I never in a million years would have expected this level of on-field underperformance after all the (seemingly) positive changes this off-season. I honestly can’t wrap my head around actually being WORSE than last year. It’s a nightmare I never thought possible..

Don’t worry guys. I heard Gattis is finally going to delve into the special “Break-In-Case-Of-Emergency” chapter in his playbook for the 2nd half.

Pitt butt-scooting all over our field…

We suck so bad on D we should be not only be allowed to target, they should let our defenders carry swords and “open-carry” while on the field… to make it semi-competitive

Lol, I knew it

JW trying to calculate the best angle to shoulder block the RB out of bounds

God, it must be fun to play us. Should be a sign outside the stadium that reads: : “ Make your highlight tape here”

This is our offense:

UM’s got a lot of nerve charging prices this high for this mess

Inept offense, swiss cheese defense, missed tackles , missed assignments, constant penalties head-scratching interceptions….. It’s literally the same **** script every single week

Lol, there was no doubt in my mind we were NOT recovering that.

So, who’s turn is it now to throw the next God-awful pick?

No team can throw it in reverse faster than our Canes.