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Just one, and if you met it you would understand. It was a joke. You can laugh.

This was in the cabinet as well. Not sure I want to touch this one.

Can I at least save it until we destroy FSU? ;) But seriously, you could be right. You only live once, and it's not like I spent $1,000 on it. I've just never seen a bottle of tequila last 66 years without being opened.

I'll give it some serious thought. Man, I love estate sales. You just never know what you're going to find. This old dude had been saving this for years, and I guess he didn't live long enough to enjoy it. Mario better make sure I do.

Do I have to share my tequila?

Can I fly the plane, after drinking the tequila?

Close enough. It's football sized, whatever it is. As for the tequila, the customs stamp faintly reads 1956. We better run the **** table, because this thing is going to be calling my name.

And I'm popping this to celebrate.... then kick my neighbor's dog for old time sake.