This thread reeks of Ms Cleo Vibes:
Caller: “Ms Cleo, what is my future?”
Ms Cleo: “Lemme see, young lady…I see a bright future, wit many tings coming to ya, child.”
Caller: “Can you explain what those things are?”
Ms Cleo: “Da Cards knows no bounds, child. Tose tings will come, & when they...