If I may add dear sir...
We'd want to install a trampoline (like at basketball halftime) at edge of said cliff to ensure proper height and glorious arc for his flight into blissfull oblivion.
Fûvk LSU.
Go Canes!
First bullet of your post = Miami death penalty
Add 3 more pages to your post, LSU gets a mildly worded NCAA memo, "Please, pretty please consider talking to your athletes and staff about how this unfounded allegations look for the program..."