Because only one thing counts in this life.
Get them to sign on the line which is dotted.
YOU HEAR ME YOU ****lNG [DUPES]?(Dupes substituted for a word that starts with an F and rhymes with maggots)
A-B-C.
A-always, B-be, C-closing.
Always be closing.
A-I-D-A.
Attention, interest...