Now we know thats not true. Because I was nailing Scarlett Johansson to the wall.
As we all know; Scarlett is insanely attracted to overweight, mid 30's milk truck drivers.
We wouldn't beat the '08 Lions.
We'd very likely beat the '76 Buccaneers, the TRUE worst team of all time.
But that's no particular feat; the '08 Lions would roflstomp the '76 Bucs.