I wonder if Rumph has a Banda mask that he puts on every time Manure comes to fire him.
I can see Manure strolling in and Rumph popping on his Banda mask. “Hi, son. Did you have any breakfast yet? You seen Mike around?”
That could actually be a great selling point for him. Recruits clearly don’t want to play for him so maybe he can sway a few by telling them they won’t have to play for him.