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$7500? That's it?? So would we still have enough additional funding to hire, lets say, 2 - 3 unattractive, overweight, young female interns with purple hair? We need these resources if we're ever going to achieve true gender equality.

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That's roughly $750K in additional profit for the athletic department next year. Just imagine what we can do with that money. We can hire more LGBTQ coaching analysts. We can purchase more uniforms made of recycled trash. We can add funding to our gender diversity department.

Great move!! Now we'll have another scholarship that we don't need to pay out next season. Sincerely, The UM Athletic Department.