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  1. Handsome Squidbum

    Why we win big...

    Felipe Franks was once benched for Malik Zaire (aka bizarro-world Malik Rosier). Let that sink in.
  2. Handsome Squidbum

    Why we win big...

    Miami's D was ranked 4th in total D last year (amazing given the stinky offense and many extra opportunities) UF's D was ranked 28th. Turds gave up almost 850 yards more than us (4463 to 3626). That's basically two full games worth. Most important is yards per play. 5.12 (UF) to 4.3 (UM)...
  3. Handsome Squidbum

    Why we win big...

    Remember those little capsules you could buy in a pack at the dollar store that you could put in a glass of water and they would expand to 10x their size? Felipe Franks is what happens if you soaked Malik Rosier in a glass of water for two days.
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