Thomas Brown said it. I eat seafood all the time and have no issues with desiring men. Thomas Brown, on the other hand, must have a reason to believe its true.
Thomas Brown was simply trying to justify his youthful indiscretions. “I ate way too many shrimps and ended up sleeping with Fred. **** crustaceans! Since I stopped eating shrimps, I stopped eating dudes loads. Coincidence? I think not.”