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Trust me, playboy, I literally hide when she comes from work and attack! I watch the National Geographic channel, just in case.... but she comes home with weapons of mass destruction in her hands and, you know, I slowly slither to the corner of the house to die a slooooww and agonizing death...

****, @1LuvCane, I can’t be smoking that bud this early!?! I get horny *** ****, that means I have to womannap my wife at her job and STILL fight her to get some.. she treats this **** like levels in a video game!! ****, my life gets tougher the older I get!!

I’m ALWAYS IN when it deals with the Canes! HOPEFULLY, we come out on top. The weather is on the money and my caffeine intake is on a DANGEROUSLY DISTURBING LEVEL! I’ll be on a conference call talking some major ****!! @ThomasM, my brother I’m with you, but this man will not allow an OC to...