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Oh no! What did you eat today? Perhaps you have a case of food poisoning.

I’m afraid we did indeed lose, Dan. But on the plus side, I can now offer you unlimited backrubs from Kenneth for an entire month! Provided you let him stay with you at your house, of course. What do you think?

Hulk Hogan is a wonderful man. What I admire most about him is his wholesomeness. He’s accepting of all races, genders and creeds!

Are you talking to yourself, friend?

I did not!

Wow! Did you ever wrestle Hulk Hogan? He was a favorite of mine growing up.

Goodness gracious! Who is that?!

Ah, ok. Well the offer stands!

He is a casual Canes fan. Not a diehard like me. But still a fan. By the way, I know you may have suffered injuries during your career. Kenneth is a very talented masseuse. He may be able to work out some kinks.

Dan, my best friend Kenneth would really like to meet you. Ever since he saw your highlight reel he hasn’t stopped talking about you.

Aghast. Now that is a spectacular word.

Please do not use vulgarity, friend. Children view this forum!

They migrated.

Hannibal Burress is one of my favorite comedians!

Unfortunately his fellow troops killed the baboon.

Speaking of hands, thanks so much for reminding me I need a pedicure.

Kenneth dated a Vietnamese girl in high school whose grandfather was killed during the War. He was eaten by a baboon.