Coaching What Miami Needs... Stripper + Monkey

[nobeastofburden]

I wouldn't trust a woman that owns a monkey. Just saying.

 

[Confidence1000]

Jesus Marsupial Christ....

Jeeeeeeezus

 

[Heart of The Playmaker]

Jesus Primate Christ....

 

[JHallCanes]

That article headline reads like Mad Libs

 

[JD08]

 

[Empirical Cane]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING NEWS: Receiving no support from Coach Sarkisian at the Longhorn weekly presser, Gia is officially heading to the transfer portal. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Longhorns?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#Longhorns</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BigXII?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#BigXII</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Texasfootball?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#Texasfootball</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BoomerSooner?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#BoomerSooner</a> <a href="https://t.co/d8rvhdmPnI">pic.twitter.com/d8rvhdmPnI</a></p>&mdash; Danny (@DannyTraceyReal) <a href="">November 4, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[Empirical Cane]

If only I had a dime for everytime I had to point my sign that says, "Don't harass my emotional support animals"

 

[305407cane]

Sark had to address this and it reminded me of a toned down version of then shark humper had to address the picture. Man I love college football

 

[JD08]

If only I had a dime for everytime I had to point my sign that says, "Don't harass my emotional support animals"

We've all been there. That's why it resonates.

 

[1mg of Epi]

Trying to come up w a stripper spanking the monkey joke…

 

[JG13]

 

[Empirical Cane]

Trying to come up w a stripper spanking the monkey joke…

And CIS will be made better when you unleash it!

 

[LuCane]

Sark had to address this and it reminded me of a toned down version of then shark humper had to address the picture. Man I love college football

UF's head coach having to deny being photographed as a naked man humping a shark is really great.

 

[Empirical Cane]

UF's head coach having to deny being photographed as a naked man humping a shark is really great.

 

[BentSteelCane]

The dudes on Drinkin Bros podcast did a good 20 minutes on this the other night. Bizarre ish. Can you imagine introducing her to your parents. Hey fam - this my girl. She goes by the title pole assassin and has an emotional support .....

 

[KANE]

Would read again (seriously)

****, I did.

 

[TheWhiskeyMiser]

I wouldn't trust a woman.

FIFY