I've come to believe that what we have is an administration that has deliberately destroyed its own football program and tradition. These aristocratic ********, so afraid of the Thug U image, have exactly what they've wanted, a bottom feeder program. Their main problem is the Old Cane Fans. They still remember the glory days, and revel in them. We'll eventually die off. In the meantime, the blue-noses aim to lower fan expectations, to get some asses in the seats. Trouble with that is that Miami is a notorious front-runner town. They only like winners. Can't blame them.
The only leverage left is the ACC. Will those blue bloods be happy with Miami's contributions? It took a long time to get Temple kicked out of the Big East, but at least we have a blueprint: an embarrassingly empty stadium.
The last alternative is nearly impossible because of Miami's private status; get rid of the aristocratic blue-bloods.
Tomorrow we get Gobbled. Enter Sandman? That only servers the Gobblers.
Instead, let us honor the destroyers of Miami football: our BOT (master); and AD, Baked Jimmies (puppet).
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind, and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, cause I'll hear you scream
Sleep tight tonight, Flubbernutters. We want you well rested for your lunch-pail job. Do it well.
Bud, you bring on the heat with your D. Those Miami boys are so polite and well mannered that they'll probably step aside, on your way to the QB.
Don't worry about the Dorito. He's back on the sidelines, still trying to figure out his own charts.
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take
The players saved Fraulden's butt again. Denial is not a river in Egypt.
A wall of denial - is fallin' down
Wo it's fallin' so hard - down to the ground
Never knew something so strong could be washed away by tears
But this wall of denial was just built on fear
We've all had our demons from the garden of white lies
Dressed them amused them pullin' wool over our eyes
Go so far as to love them to keep from letting them go
All the while they we're killin' us but we couldn't let it show
No matter what the trouble we carry round inside
We're never safe from the truth but in the truth we can survive
When this wall of denial comes tumblin' down
Down to the ground