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Uh oh. Looks like DJ is in a QB comp. They’ve got their mouthpieces on 247 spinning already.

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DTP said:
The fact that their is even a hint of a QB competition shows that Ukelele is a flop for them. Could you imagine if our reporters where saying there was a competition between Cam Ward and Emory Williams?
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Bruh..... Facts!!!
 
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How your starting QB walks says everything. It is known. In general, there is a direct relationship between how fast your starting QB walks/struts and whether your time will be successful. There is such a thing as going too far, though....

Nordic Walking - Too fast and way too Scandinavian. If that's how your QB walks, then your QB is a weirdo. You won't make the playoffs.
Power Walking - On the line and could go either way. You may have an ultra-competitive but generally friendly Peyton Manning type on your hands (in which case, book your conference championship game accommodations now and don't pay extra for the refundable ticket). On the other hand, you may have the sort of sociopathic QB who nobody likes or wants to follow (in that case, your team will underperform while your QB is playing $1K per hole rounds of golf in a team scramble with his roommate, who is also the only guy on campus who can stand him).
Brisk Pace - It's fast, but not too fast. Fast enough to be out front, not so fast that he's leaving everyone behind. The type of pace that says, "hey, hurry up and follow me. We're going to make it!" A winner's pace. Playoff contending QB.
Casual Stroll - This one is tough. The quiet confidence of a casual stroller can be infectious and lift a team. But eventually that lack of urgency and competitive fire will hurt you. A decent bowl game, with maybe an outside chance at the playoffs.
Hurried Pace - Similar in terms of speed to a brisk pace, but the motion is frenetic, nervous, and sometimes desperate. Not terrible, but your making a weak bowl appearance and probably getting shut out by Louisiana Tech.
Easy Pace - Similar speed to the casual stroll, but completely lacking the confidence to inspire others. Walks without an agenda, but also without consideration for the world around him. The walk of a truly middling QB.
Slow Pace - Lacks competitive fire. Lacks athleticism. Lacks drive. In short, a program killer who'll get his HC fired.

Sounds like Brock Glenn walks like a QB who could really be a problem. Watch out Canes fans!
 
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No_Fly_Zone said:
How your starting QB walks says everything. It is known. In general, there is a direct relationship between how fast your starting QB walks/struts and whether your time will be successful. There is such a thing as going too far, though....

Nordic Walking - Too fast and way too Scandinavian. If that's how your QB walks, then your QB is a weirdo. You won't make the playoffs.
Power Walking - On the line and could go either way. You may have an ultra-competitive but generally friendly Peyton Manning type on your hands (in which case, book your conference championship game accommodations now and don't pay extra for the refundable ticket). On the other hand, you may the sort of sociopathic QB who nobody likes or wants to follow (in that case, your team will underperform while your QB is playing $1K per hole rounds of golf in a team scramble with his roommate, who is also the only guy on campus who can stand him).
Brisk Pace - It's fast, but not too fast. Fast enough to be out front, not so fast that he's leaving everyone behind. The type of pace that says, "hey, hurry up and follow me. We're going to make it!" A winner's pace. Playoff contending QB.
Casual Stroll - This one is tough. The quiet confidence of a casual stroller can be infectious and lift a team. But eventually that lack of urgency and competitive fire will hurt you. A decent bowl game, with maybe an outside chance at the playoffs.
Hurried Pace - Similar in terms of speed to a brisk pace, but the motion is frenetic, nervous, and sometimes desperate. Not terrible, but your making a weak bowl appearance and probably getting shut out by Louisiana Tech.
Easy Pace - Similar speed to the casual stroll, but completely lacking the confidence to inspire others. Walks without an agenda, but also without consideration for the world around him. The walk of a truly middling QB.
Slow Pace - Lacks competitive fire. Lacks athleticism. Lacks drive. In short, a program killer who'll get his HC fired.

Sounds like Brock Glenn walks like a QB who could really be a problem. Watch out Canes fans!
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POTY candidate
 
If you have 2 QBs, you have no QBs. I guess Nole fans will have to go back to saying Miami has no conference.
 
No_Fly_Zone said:
How your starting QB walks says everything. It is known. In general, there is a direct relationship between how fast your starting QB walks/struts and whether your time will be successful. There is such a thing as going too far, though....

Nordic Walking - Too fast and way too Scandinavian. If that's how your QB walks, then your QB is a weirdo. You won't make the playoffs.
Power Walking - On the line and could go either way. You may have an ultra-competitive but generally friendly Peyton Manning type on your hands (in which case, book your conference championship game accommodations now and don't pay extra for the refundable ticket). On the other hand, you may have the sort of sociopathic QB who nobody likes or wants to follow (in that case, your team will underperform while your QB is playing $1K per hole rounds of golf in a team scramble with his roommate, who is also the only guy on campus who can stand him).
Brisk Pace - It's fast, but not too fast. Fast enough to be out front, not so fast that he's leaving everyone behind. The type of pace that says, "hey, hurry up and follow me. We're going to make it!" A winner's pace. Playoff contending QB.
Casual Stroll - This one is tough. The quiet confidence of a casual stroller can be infectious and lift a team. But eventually that lack of urgency and competitive fire will hurt you. A decent bowl game, with maybe an outside chance at the playoffs.
Hurried Pace - Similar in terms of speed to a brisk pace, but the motion is frenetic, nervous, and sometimes desperate. Not terrible, but your making a weak bowl appearance and probably getting shut out by Louisiana Tech.
Easy Pace - Similar speed to the casual stroll, but completely lacking the confidence to inspire others. Walks without an agenda, but also without consideration for the world around him. The walk of a truly middling QB.
Slow Pace - Lacks competitive fire. Lacks athleticism. Lacks drive. In short, a program killer who'll get his HC fired.

Sounds like Brock Glenn walks like a QB who could really be a problem. Watch out Canes fans!
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What's it mean when your expensive portal QB1 struts behind a guy whose career stat line is 19/51, 37.3%, 229 yds, 0 TD, 2 INT, 67.1 rating?
 
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SWFLHurricane said:
What an imbecile....View attachment 285100
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One of the all time greats, for sure.

Remember when they fought off a Miami team, at home, starting a freshman QB, in his second start, that only completed 36% of his passes and were tied deep into the 3rd quarter? And that Miami was driving with a chance to tie at the end?

Remember when they were losing at home to North Alabama deep into the 2nd quarter?

Remember when they needed a facemask penalty to avoid punting to BC with a two point lead at the end of the game?

Remember when the Clemson kicker missed a 35 yard field goal to beat them?

Remember them taking the 5-7 Gators deep into the 4th with a 2 point lead?

Remember Duke leading them in the 4th with a hobbled QB?

Remember the Louisville game that was a 1 score game in the 4th where Louisville couldn't gain over 200 yards and FSU barely gained over 200 yards.

Remember them having the worst bowl loss in the history of college football?

Remember how all the great teams play 70% of their games like absolute dog s***?
 
No_Fly_Zone said:
How your starting QB walks says everything. It is known. In general, there is a direct relationship between how fast your starting QB walks/struts and whether your time will be successful. There is such a thing as going too far, though....

Nordic Walking - Too fast and way too Scandinavian. If that's how your QB walks, then your QB is a weirdo. You won't make the playoffs.
Power Walking - On the line and could go either way. You may have an ultra-competitive but generally friendly Peyton Manning type on your hands (in which case, book your conference championship game accommodations now and don't pay extra for the refundable ticket). On the other hand, you may have the sort of sociopathic QB who nobody likes or wants to follow (in that case, your team will underperform while your QB is playing $1K per hole rounds of golf in a team scramble with his roommate, who is also the only guy on campus who can stand him).
Brisk Pace - It's fast, but not too fast. Fast enough to be out front, not so fast that he's leaving everyone behind. The type of pace that says, "hey, hurry up and follow me. We're going to make it!" A winner's pace. Playoff contending QB.
Casual Stroll - This one is tough. The quiet confidence of a casual stroller can be infectious and lift a team. But eventually that lack of urgency and competitive fire will hurt you. A decent bowl game, with maybe an outside chance at the playoffs.
Hurried Pace - Similar in terms of speed to a brisk pace, but the motion is frenetic, nervous, and sometimes desperate. Not terrible, but your making a weak bowl appearance and probably getting shut out by Louisiana Tech.
Easy Pace - Similar speed to the casual stroll, but completely lacking the confidence to inspire others. Walks without an agenda, but also without consideration for the world around him. The walk of a truly middling QB.
Slow Pace - Lacks competitive fire. Lacks athleticism. Lacks drive. In short, a program killer who'll get his HC fired.

Sounds like Brock Glenn walks like a QB who could really be a problem. Watch out Canes fans!
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I’d like to add that the Nordic Walk is the most uncommon of all. Mastery of this walk is required to compete in all international skiing and/or shooting competitions. Only those born with the walk can become Olympic medalists in a combined shooting/skiing athletic competition. Sorry for the tangent, but I wanted to add my expertise on the matter.
 
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