Tears Gator Tears

[RVACane]

 

[BlastUla]

Let’s get theirs tread back on track…

 

[Baba Yaga]

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[Canes2082]

PAUSE!

Exactly! This isn’t happening in this thread

 

[Canes2082]

Ruiz is the Loch Ness monster

 

[CaneDog66]

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Let’s see USC can have LA based businesses but Miami can’t have similar success with our many local businesses? I know there’s only 1 car dealership in Gaynesville (used cars only), 1 Jiffy Lube, and 1 chain restaurant to pass around the toll bucket but Miami is loaded with many large businesses that can help improve our NIL offerings. So much like the Gayturds thinking we’ll fold after a few years of setting up deals for our athletic players, be it basketball, football, baseball, etc. they’ll be lucky to be able to throw a few hundred across their football players alone given how well Gayturd Thongs and Gayturd Jorts programs are going, and that’s being generous.

 

[Mikeiavelli]

Ruiz bought a friggin 767 and these turds think he's concerned about overpaying a college kid 100k?

 

[Brains]

Would the belly crawlers like some rubbing alcohol for their bleeding anuses?

 

[RVACane]

Ruiz bought a friggin 767 and these turds think he's concerned about overpaying a college kid 100k?

It’s ridiculous man. There’s no salary cap. We have missing pieces that will make a big difference in getting this rebuild off the ground and he’s willing to help.

 

[Canes2082]

Let’s see USC can have LA based businesses but Miami can’t have similar success with our many local businesses? I know there’s only 1 car dealership in Gaynesville (used cars only), 1 Jiffy Lube, and 1 chain restaurant to pass around the toll bucket but Miami is loaded with many large businesses that can help improve our NIL offerings. So much like the Gayturds thinking we’ll fold after a few years of setting up deals for our athletic players, be it basketball, football, baseball, etc. they’ll be lucky to be able to throw a few hundred across their football players alone given how well Gayturd Thongs and Gayturd Jorts programs are going, and that’s being generous.

If I was a gator I would want a deal with Sonny’s BBQ .

 

[kryptonite]

TrumpyCane thinks the Gators need to realize they are not a real serious program in the historical sense. They have had 3 NC in which the teams couldn’t even go undefeated. They were never dominate for more than 2-3 seasons and only have 9 conference championships even though they have part of a conference for 70+ years.

TrumpyCane has no idea how they can look in the mirror and believe they should be winning everything when throughout their history they’ve never been that program like Bama, Miami, USC, Nebraska and even Florida State where there was 5+ years of extended dominance.

UF is literally Auburn of Florida teams. A program that will always be in the shadows of its bigger brothers who occasionally come out with a nice little season which boosts their inflated egos and think they are comparable when in reality in a historical sense they are a blip on the radar

Kryptonite wonders why @TrumpyCane hasn’t yet learned that gaters gonna gate. It’s too painful for them to admit any of these facts. Give them a break, they can’t do any better.

 

[LokiCane]

Way to go ****, get that excuse out now, so Billy has it ready to use when his bump class is a BIG disappointment.

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

My sauces tell me that Shark Fishing America is offering a NIL deal that requires nude shark soft ****. It might be their best option.

 

[Brains]

My sauces tell me that Shark Fishing America is offering a NIL deal that requires nude shark soft ****. It might be their best option.

Baby Shark
Mama Shark
McShark

 

[canes461]

He owns a Chuck-fil-a. It's just a BBQ grill in the bed of a pickup truck at the far end of a Winn Dixie parking lot where he grills up expired ground chuck. He clears about $80 on a good day if it doesn't rain and when he properly calculates the meat to bun ratio.

Can't believe I missed this post....

 

[kryptonite]

We know the real reason behind that…

In the past SEC teams bought recruits and their families. No one knew where the money came from because it was usually cash.

Now these big SEC boosters will be on record when they give an NiL deal and all their “friends” will see who they’re giving their money too

The issue is that it’s easier for recruits to take the above-board money than the bag. They can tell everybody about it and they love that. That makes NIL money a little better than late-night parking lot bags. And it’s safer for the person giving it.

 

[plantcity3]

Genetics does not cause a very active guy to weight 400 lbs. If this guy was eating nothing but clean foods there is 0% chance he would be 400lbs. This is not some guy with a thyroid that produces no T4. Even if he did(which he doesn't) he still wouldn't weigh close to 400lbs with a clean diet.

Im not saying its ALL due to genetics. We all know he isnt eating a clean diet. Lots of college athletes arent. But I've know him and his family since day 1. All his aunts and uncles are naturally big boned. Tall, huge thighs, big butts....Could he be more dedicated to losing weight? I would bet my last dollar he could and gets lazy. But trust me when I say his family tree plays a big part in his body shape

 

[OriginalGatorHater]

Im not saying its ALL due to genetics. We all know he isnt eating a clean diet. Lots of college athletes arent. But I've know him and his family since day 1. All his aunts and uncles are naturally big boned. Tall, huge thighs, big butts....Could he be more dedicated to losing weight? I would bet my last dollar he could and gets lazy. But trust me when I say his family tree plays a big part in his body shape

Not at 400 lbs though. I am sure his family has a "slow metabolism", but more often than not the fat families also all eat like schit and they keep cooking and passing down the schitty foods to their kids. Tall big boned people actually generally have faster metabolisms anyway. The difference between a fast and slow metabolism is generally not that big a difference in the first place. something like the difference between 700-800 cals for their TDEE. The dude is eating WAY more than the other linemen if he was 380 lbs at 17.

We all know the families like this. They don't know the first thing about a healthy diet and the mom is regularly cooking up tons of high calorie foods for dinner. Then the whole family is fat. Its like the nutty professor family.

 

[Brains]

Im not saying its ALL due to genetics. We all know he isnt eating a clean diet. Lots of college athletes arent. But I've know him and his family since day 1. All his aunts and uncles are naturally big boned. Tall, huge thighs, big butts....Could he be more dedicated to losing weight? I would bet my last dollar he could and gets lazy. But trust me when I say his family tree plays a big part in his body shape

Unless he has a leptin deficiency, he is clearing an unthinkable number of calories in a day.

 

[RVACane]