We absolutely NEED a loss. Based on what I'm reading about Vag Tech's squad, they apparently have an offense that is anemic.
Even when VT wasn’t trotting out top teams, they always had stud dual-threat quarterbacks who just run all over the place when the plays break down.
You're telling me VT couldn't find one high school player in the country that was willing to be the big d!ck on campus and handle this role, while giving cream pies to every white hick in the state of Virginia?
The kryptonite to Dorito's deplorable scheme is to play against an offense that is even more deplorable.
Just a paranoid Cane fan who is accustomed to seeing our **** regimes win games at the most inopportune time whenever they are on the brink of needing a loss to solidify a Titanic-esque catastrophe.
That is why I am ****ed and paranoid that *** may squeak out a win against this horrible team, and parlay it into the same breath as USA’s Miracle on Ice