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Follow up to this story... Today I get a call from my sister. Little nephew (now 5) was apparently answering questions in class today on the subject of animals. He was discussing alligators, which he correctly acknowledged as reptiles who live near the water and are living relatives of...

Yeah, but Cinnabon is. Chess, not checkers.

I'm imagining something in the melody of Welcome to the Jungle... Welcome to the hogtown, we've got meth and jorts, We've got everything you want, unless you like women and sports. We are the subhumans you find, swamp donkeys, if you please, We all gave our cousins a venereal disease. In the...

Who weighed about 280 lbs (35 of which was pure muscle milk).

That would be Brione "Big Bubba" Ramsey-Brooks. Fun fact: he played one season of HS football in the same classification as Watson and their schools played one another in a playoff game. Took a minute, but I went on the Google machine and was able to find some film from that matchup.

I don't actually believe Watson got heavier. I just think FU finally got smart and borrowed a scale from their agriculture program...

I'm hearing a lot of Tamiami Colts noise.

Not to quibble with you, but you've mentioned the bolded twice, yet the article you linked states the following: "In that scenario [i.e., termination without cause], Napier would be paid 50% of that buyout within 30 days of being fired while the remainder would be paid in equal installments...

On key addition in bold, but I'm otherwise with you.

I always thought the "crypto" part implied he was a "secret" gator, because he was ashamed of being a Gator. On second thought, anything involving shame and the Gator is probably redundant.

FIFY

There is a legit resemblance...

Happy to see him leave the Turds in further disarray, but seeing him sign with UGA is a bit annoying. Better for the Tears, but worse for college football. I'm going to need to really think on this one.

Maybe they finally got budget approval for that new industrial scale to accurately weight their DTs?

Blaming the media coverage phase. Always a bad sign.

I think we can all agree the Turds' 2024 class has long passed its peak. And they haven't reached their bottom yet. Love to see it.

I think he may even weigh more, but FU lacks the technology to appropriately weigh him.

It's also the slowest looking FU defense I have seen in over 20 years.

Not here. Take the rest of the regular season off.

Rebuttal: "More likely FU caught Tennessee flat-footed, and if not for that FU may not win a game in the SEC all season."