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I played for legendary optimist HC Dare Darnell in the late 60’s and early 70’s at Pembroke Pines Optomist. He had a strict dress code - no facial hair, hair above the collar. Mine was a bit below my collar. First practice he tells me I need to cut my hair. I told him my Mom wouldn’t be happy...

Couple of fries short of a Happy Meal. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top. Can’t fix stupid. My personal favorite. Not the brightest bulb in the lamp.