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  1. Empirical Cane

    Confirmed Recruiting Up North

    Had to perform 200yd swim test in dry suits* with river current or Class V portion was a no-go. I've been in cold water before, but GOODNESS GRACIOUS was that brisk. 38 degrees at noon. *they keep you "dry-ish" IF the seals work perfectly. Mine kept me bone dry, Ms Empirical not so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣...
  2. Empirical Cane

    Confirmed Recruiting Up North

    Class III, IV, IV+, and V. AWESOME.
  3. Empirical Cane

    Confirmed Recruiting Up North

    #NoMatterWhereYouAreMilitaryFamilyForever
  4. Empirical Cane

    Confirmed Recruiting Up North

    Palatka.
  5. Empirical Cane

    Confirmed Recruiting Up North

    I've gotten around. 🤫
  6. Empirical Cane

    Confirmed Recruiting Up North

    They make pigeons their bïtches. Bug spray a must.
  7. Empirical Cane

    Confirmed Recruiting Up North

    I just milked a polar bear. Braided the hair of a Grizzly. Best part? I rode a moose au naturale galloping across the tundra. Its gorgeous up here. Absolutely wonderful. Tough to live though.
  8. Empirical Cane

    Confirmed Recruiting Up North

    I'm on a pilgrimage to Tatunka Mountain to get my mind right for epic porsting this upcoming season. After an arduous journey, wearing only a loin cloth, I will contemplate the meaning of "I porst, therefore I am" while stoically sitting in the lotus position under a freezing cold water fall...
  9. Empirical Cane

    Confirmed Recruiting Up North

    Canes staff recruiting along shores of Beaufort Sea. Walked off flight line and first truck I see. Gotta be the farthest North for The U. Getting some big Eskimo OL.
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