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My solution for this has always been firm. Gentlemen, if we hire Lane, he needs a Chief Analyst…

Heh… point well made. His Pornstar Friends probably have to be paid to visit Ole Miss…

Exactly. Kiffin is our leverage. Having our Legal Hit Men in Eugene ready to go all all Moe Green on the Ducks Administration just emphasizes our willingness to work this deal to a successful conclusion. Lane’s problem is that he never understood how to play Hard To Get.

The Columbus High guys had to know about the Nike side deal going in to the process. They’re not idiots. They’ve been dealing with contract negotiations much of their adult lives.

If no Mario, the Public is going to want Lane.

Randy Edsall?

That would be a relief. I find it somewhat difficult to believe that the Columbus High/Iron Arrow guys could be bought off by a sweetheart deal from Uncle Phil. These are Hard Men.

The Bowl Game against the Ducks will be ******* Lit. People will have to wear sunglasses at the game.

This sounds like the Lane Train is leaving the station with top shelf assistants paid for by Nike, plus a new uniform deal with the Adidas Buyout paid for by Nike. The only problem being that UM has no AD. Am I wrong?

Great. Eugene is crawling with Attorneys from UHealth and the Hecht. That should tighten a few sphincter muscles in Duckville.

Sauces?