At least Taggart didn't get their hopes up leading them to 13-1, then get a huge raise and buyout by starting a rumor that he was a candidate for the Bama HC job, then lead them to their worst season in decades immediately after.
You might have better luck selling that bull**** at Warchant. Those dumbasses still believe in Norvell, so maybe you'll be able to convince them to root for Miami.