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Then you “ matriculated “ down the aisle and got your degree.

Well that sandpaper sure tore that guys arm up…

Every time I see the word matriculated I think about Hank Stram and his “ keep matriculating the ball down the field boys”….

That Tarpon has a looooooot more teeth than a catfish does…

Can’t remember but I heard they just scored again…🤣

Kid gonna owe money to more schools than UFAG does coaches…

Just give an old guy a cane and tell him the bathroom is on the other side of that door about 2am…bet he gets through that door quick…🤣

Us “ get off my lawn” old people ain’t scared of no stinking bad joke cops….

You gotta take half my punishment for that…

A watched pot ( ******) never boils ( grows)…..😜

I already admitted guilt to lesson mine….😜

Sorry this one got teed up for me….I’ll take the wrath

Yea their wheel Barrow just wasn’t big enough…

Yea their wheel Barrow just wasn’t big enough…