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  1. OriginalCanesCanesCanes

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    So many recessive genes, so little time.
  2. OriginalCanesCanesCanes

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    Are they sending the bedbugs that infest every single hotel/motel in the town of Gainesville?
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    Bro, everybody knows Aaron Hernandez shot that guy in the head. If you read the police report, it couldn’t have been anybody else. It was him and Reggie (I forgot what his last name was) that were the two people on the street, Hernandez had the gun and shot the guy in the head while the victim...
  4. OriginalCanesCanesCanes

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    Do you even need to ask?
  5. OriginalCanesCanesCanes

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    Including shooting somebody in the head right in the middle of Gainesville on the street
  6. OriginalCanesCanesCanes

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    I hadn’t seen this post when I posited my possible future scenario, but we’re thinking the same things.
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    If UF fires Sling Blade for “cause” and tried to renege on the payout, guess what his next move is? Suing the university - and then all the dirty laundry comes out unless they settle, and I don’t think Sling Blade and his agent/lawyers will settle for anything less than around 80% or more of...
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    I mean there are some posters here who have donated thousands or hundreds of thousands over their lifetimes, whose families may have donated even more collectively. We do it for love of this U, and what it represents, not for financial returns. There is no financial return other than tax...
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    @RVACane - it’s like we’ve always said, they make up some bull**** fever dream about Miami paying recruits hundreds of thousands of dollars to troll the mighty turds, and it becomes magically true. Whether recruits are getting money before signing or not is really not the issue, the issue is...
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    Unless I’m reading their WR depth chart wrong, Tre Wilson is the only one right now that might be a problem catching those 6 yd bubble screens from Murda Schmutz
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    Is this the guy that’s going to kick my ***? The one that was talking all kinds of **** about kicking *** in the parking lot? Holy ****. I think I’m just going to bring my 12-year-old niece and let her put in the work. One open hand slap ought to do the trick.
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    Sling blade looks like he hasn’t bathed in weeks
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    Good Lord they are so stupid
  14. OriginalCanesCanesCanes

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    He qualified for gastric bypass surgery 200 pounds ago!
  15. OriginalCanesCanesCanes

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    Not a better job today, and not necessarily a better job in the future. Why is that? Think about it logically.
  16. OriginalCanesCanesCanes

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    Description of “bargain bin/homeboy” hires is right on point. You know, I was really hoping that sling blade could make it through this year and into next year just because that ***** with the turds more, but you can tell from these hires that he either put the reins on himself and knows he’s...
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    He would hurt you bad, @TrumpyCane. Look at those delicate hands. They’re misleading - he’s a bona fide ninja.
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