PODCAST: Football Analytics Pt. 1 ft. Lance Roffers

Damiencane86

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Great analysis. This has me with my fingers crossed even more so regarding Hedley and our ST overall. I know Enos will make us better on offense but that ST is such a wild card can't help but be a bit nervous about it.
 

The Franchise

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Roofies is a fountain of info, but he’s drier than my grandma’s pvssy.

P. S. I trademarked Lance Roofies last year. Pay me Pat Riley 3 Peat style.
 

Lance Roffers

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Roofies is a fountain of info, but he’s drier than my grandma’s pvssy.
I'll just be real with ya, I'm not trying to be an entertainer on the pods and articles. I'm trying to bring data and info. When I listen to them I know I'm boring AF on them.

My close friends all think it's hilarious how much of a stick I have up my behind in these things because in real life I'm quite funny and sarcastic. My team members who report to me don't believe me either, so maybe the days of me being funny and entertaining are over and now I've taken my rightful place next to Statler and Waldorf.
 

The Franchise

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I'll just be real with ya, I'm not trying to be an entertainer on the pods and articles. I'm trying to bring data and info. When I listen to them I know I'm boring AF on them.

My close friends all think it's hilarious how much of a stick I have up my behind in these things because in real life I'm quite funny and sarcastic. My team members who report to me don't believe me either, so maybe the days of me being funny and entertaining are over and now I've taken my rightful place next to Statler and Waldorf.
It was already abundantly clear that you’re not trying to be an entertainer on the podcasts and articles, dear friend. I’d suggest adding a touch of this personality you reference. This stuff isn’t life and death. It’s meant to be fun.
 

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I'll just be real with ya, I'm not trying to be an entertainer on the pods and articles. I'm trying to bring data and info. When I listen to them I know I'm boring AF on them.

My close friends all think it's hilarious how much of a stick I have up my behind in these things because in real life I'm quite funny and sarcastic. My team members who report to me don't believe me either, so maybe the days of me being funny and entertaining are over and now I've taken my rightful place next to Statler and Waldorf.
Tbh analytics and analytical breakdowns are my personal aphrodisiac. I put on a warm bath, light some candles and get all worked up into a lather when there’s a lance/D Money podcast.

So I can honestly say you aren’t boring or not entertaining, you and D are my analytical Brad Pitt / Antonio Bandereas.
 

freeman84

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@Lance Roffers when I say entertained, I meant that in the most positive way. You’re extremely informative and I look forward to your analysis in the summers we have no new on the canes other than what’s provided here. I like hearing the number and how you break everything down. I actually read ever bit of information provided. I’m so maybe entertained was the wrong choice of words. It peaks my interest!
 

Lance Roffers

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@Lance Roffers when I say entertained, I meant that in the most positive way. You’re extremely informative and I look forward to your analysis in the summers we have no new on the canes other than what’s provided here. I like hearing the number and how you break everything down. I actually read ever bit of information provided. I’m so maybe entertained was the wrong choice of words. It peaks my interest!
No worries mate. I’m happy to hear you enjoy them. For the most part people are way too kind to me with this stuff.

All feedback is a gift, honestly.
 
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