I hope, for your sake, you have something in your life that brings you happiness far beyond message board "insults" and "burns". If not, keep at it, champ, you'll get there one day.
Oh no, how will I ever recover from this burn from a random person I've never met and will never meet. You can't see it, but this is me, doubled over, hollering in pain over this brutal takedown. You got me, I've been got. I am gotten.
I am enjoying the players obviously trolling and all of the people that are going to spend hours and days buying it as fact until this kid ends up elsewhere.