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This banner sparked a holy war.

Yes, THIS is what will make us a national laughing stock. Our play hasn't done that already. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/dan-wolken/2019/10/06/college-football-miami-hurricanes-could-have-worst-season-since-1977/3890958002/

Street agent: "Oooh, you're a Canes fan? Let me show you something in our Tommy Kennedy model." *Gestures 'no' to the saleswoman bringing out keys to an Evan Neal.*

"C'mon, just get up Rosa-- this wont matter anyway." - Hurricane fan and bus passenger, 1955

"Let's just leave the tea in the boat. This won't do anything." - Early Hurricanes fans and colonists, 1773

Congratulations. I appreciate your passion and efforts to put an end to the on-going failures and incompetence of our football program. 4-12 in the last 16 vs Power 5 teams. A coaching search given the same amount of thought and care as deciding which pizza place to order from for dinner...