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  1. UMFarArcher

    Secret Sauce

    Precise execution under the tutelage of a Shaolin Monk - he could take out three opposing players with two fingers. And one elbow.
  2. UMFarArcher

    Secret Sauce

    A Shaolin Master can teach our guys how to keep opponents hands off them, how to use their balance against them, how to strike the hand to absolutely, positively, lose the ball, and he can get our guys in shape like no other football players - anywhere. A stiff-arm? One quick grasp, one quick...
  3. UMFarArcher

    Secret Sauce

    We need to hire a Shaolin Monk on staff.
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