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  1. UMFarArcher

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    Won't that kill the Gerbils? Or are the Gerbils active and dominating right there?
  2. UMFarArcher

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    One of them got fired when he was caught with his "pickle" in the pickle slicer. She got fired too.
  3. UMFarArcher

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    Gators wouldn't know the difference anyway.
  4. UMFarArcher

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    Fell?
  5. UMFarArcher

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    You can always tell when Spring is in the air in Gainesville - the plywood starts coming off the crack houses.
  6. UMFarArcher

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    That's what I told HER.
  7. UMFarArcher

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    Is that the raggedy-a**ed mobile home you accidentally picked up in that poker game? With an across-the-street view of the water/sewage treatment plant?
  8. UMFarArcher

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    Best know one from another.
  9. UMFarArcher

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    This guy is nuttier than a squirrel terd.
  10. UMFarArcher

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    Old saying: "Speed (quickness) Kills: I recall some old Alabama players under Bear Bryant addressing the note that his defenses were small compared to the competition. But they "out-quicked" them on the line - getting the jump and faster plugging gaps than the larger offensive guys could...
  11. UMFarArcher

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    Suprised their coach married his sister? We're talking UF here . . . I'm surprised she was previously married . . .
  12. UMFarArcher

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    At least you have a plan. I'll wait until hearing from Cribby for my opinion. (so many moving parts in recruiting - except UF - it's like they're stuck on the crapper, and others are pounding on the door)
  13. UMFarArcher

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    I agree! There are a lot of comedian commentators on that Gator site! "two O coaches, and this guy isn't in the top 1300 - can we hire another coach and get someone in the top 1000?" I choked on my coffee! Tears from laughing!
  14. UMFarArcher

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    Just smile slightly - and with sincerity - "You know your wife will bring a date to your funeral, and I'm probably the only one willing to shut that down. You want to take anything back, Counselor?"
  15. UMFarArcher

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    My first car was like that - I had to pull out the axles a bit to put a rear differential in before I could drive it off the lot and home. Lots of Bondo and about nine colors of primer. I could have wrecked it three times, and no one would have noticed it.
  16. UMFarArcher

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    Should have avoided the Orlando airport and taken a direct flight to Gainesville International Airport. Gainesville International Airport has two sets of jumper cables to jump start the planes that land there, and there's a potato chip machine as well as a Coke machine on the outside porch - IN...
  17. UMFarArcher

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    I have some old Welsh blood -and I have the Second Sight . . . first son of a seventh son . . . AND . . . any town with at least one red light has a Waffle House nearby . . .
  18. UMFarArcher

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    That Gainesville Hotel Eleo - has a real nice view of that mudhole - and I think there's a Waffle House just down the road for Gainesville Fine Dining. Gonna be hard to beat that . . . Even Grunge Grease (Ohio State) doesn't have a mudhole!
  19. UMFarArcher

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    Whether he needs one or not.
  20. UMFarArcher

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    That IS the upper tier restaurant in Gainesville - and hey. The Chicken and eggs is really tasty. With all the guests for graduation - it can sometimes result in a 10-minute wait. To get a table. I checked - the upper tier motel in Gainesville - The NO-TELL MOTEL - was booked up! Even their...
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