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OBVIOUSLY, we bring Stroud back. Obviously.

There goes our almost-DC...

He was a **** unicorn, for sure. He also never took a job at another school, so it's still going to be hard to find a "proven DC" who is "DC foreva" to come to Miami.

Is Saban still looking for Enos?

Of course. But that's still not what I said. There are a bunch of porsters who have never gone to UM who go on at great length about how our President, BOT, Athletic Department, and Hurricane Club operate. It's comical. And there are also a bunch of porsters who tell us how the "solution" to...

Look, dopey, you are so clueless that you mixed up your flame-war with OriginalCanesCanesCanes with...me. I didn't get into a fight with you about your salary, and "affording you", or anything like that, OCCC did. Which, of course, makes your "By the way, I remember you now" nonsense...

More lame bullsh!te from you. Everyone laughs at your buffoonish porsts, but then the world needs more clowns like you. I never had a "holier than thou" act. In fact, it was the opposite. I pointed out that a bunch of non-UM-alums try to blame UM alums because we choose not to withhold money...

So now the board clown, who is mad at me for publicly mocking him, is going to start insulting UM. Brilliant.

Your reading comprehension sucks. That's not what I said, no matter how hard you try to misquote me.

On his wife's feet.

Exactly. I am not claiming that I know we WILL fire Baker/Patke, nor am I saying that we will retain them. I support firing Baker, but I also realize that my opinion (as well as the cumulative opinion of multiple UM fan websites) has no impact on the process. But I also don't try to interpret...

Yes. And then guys who have never stepped foot on the UM campus try to blame those of us who support our alma mater, because we don't organize some sort of monetary boycott.

The "comms team"? Oh, and "common sense" is your source? What a ri-goddamm-diculous post. But, sure, since a couple of players support a coach, that MUST mean that you can "imagine" that Manny has "had the discussion privately". Good lord, what in the FVCK is going on here? What passes...

Who has said that they have been "privately reassured"? And if any assistant coach can't handle the message board BS, they should just quit. Have we flown any Baker/Patke banners? Had pizza delivered to their houses? Invented any "moving company" gossip? You are acting like "firing a coach...

Agreed. I still want to hear from porsters who know how to utilize a time machine to re-recruit every high school kid based on his NFL stats.

Way too logical. I need 24-7-365 hot-takes that contradict each other every few minutes. I need porsters analyzing every UM quote (and especially the things that the coaches DON'T say) as if they were Talmudic scholars. I need hundreds of separate threads advocating for the retroactive...

People say Ferman is dumb, but that **** plays 6D chess. You can NEVER be wrong if you say a person is not transferring "at this time" unless you say it at the exact same time as the player's announcement. Ferman is the Rain Man of UM website writers...

Good lord, man, @Cribby has been handing out free samples like a Chinese restaurant in the mall hands out bourbon chicken.

Hopefully, all those dolts on the Miami Rivals/247 sites will start to question why they spend $10 a month on those worthless sites, and will pay $25 for the ad-free CIS Experience. @RVACane @Andrew @DMoney

Unless the Palmetto coach tips him off so that he can collect that $25K Gaytor signing bonus.