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  1. TheOriginalCane

    CIS Jail is Deplorable

    Lake Mary is about to become a disaster. They are building multiple corporate high-rises right next to I-4. "Ultimate I-4" does not extend to Lake Mary, and there are absolutely no plans to widen Lake Mary Blvd. Yes, "Ultimate I-4" is a disaster, in every conceivable way. But this is...
  2. TheOriginalCane

    CIS Jail is Deplorable

    About 2 years ago, on the same day, voters in Volusia County (Sanford to Daytona) and Osceola County (Kissimmee) defeated 1-cent sales tax increases that would have paid for road widening. Dumb Floridians rarely miss a chance to fvck themselves in the ****.
  3. TheOriginalCane

    CIS Jail is Deplorable

    I used to work with some people who lived down in Poinciana, they said it can take 30 minutes just to get out of the neighborhood onto Poinciana Boulevard.
  4. TheOriginalCane

    CIS Jail is Deplorable

    I don't know about "tops". The area around Sea World/Disney World, all the way down to Champions Gate...is a DISASTER right now. Every day. Any time of the day. About a year ago, I tried to drive from near Tupperware to Champions Gate to meet up with a former co-worker, and it took me an...
  5. TheOriginalCane

    CIS Jail is Deplorable

    The East-West Expressway intersection on I-4 (nearest to downtown) is Exit 82. The EPCOT Center intersection (probably the most direct route to Magic Kingdom from downtown Orlando) is Exit 65. Then you have to drive a few miles to get to Magic Kingdom. At least 20 miles driving, maybe 15...
  6. TheOriginalCane

    CIS Jail is Deplorable

    You wouldn't like that. Four more months.
  7. TheOriginalCane

    CIS Jail is Deplorable

    Glad to have you back, sir! Time to break out some of that prison moonshine, since Orlando shut down all the bars again!
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