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He keeps putting question marks every time I refer to him cleaning toilets for a living (his "important appointment").

What Goober says: "A decade is what recruits remember, it's what fans remember, it's also what athletic departments remember because of commissions if they are successful." What Goober means: I can change that to 15 years whenever it helps me. And trust me, dude, Athletic Departments work on...

Your problem is that you don't see. Nobody is "butthurt" by saying that Baylor is 0.7 games better than Miami, annually, over the past 10 years. It is impossible to be "butthurt" by that statement, since it is factual. But you are absolutely caping for Baylor when you claim a total...

Be careful out there, remember, toilets flush clockwise in the northern hemisphere. Nobody wants you to fall victim to centrifugal force.

Are you going to claim that you picked another random number, like 25 or 10?

25 years ago, we had only been in the Big East for 2 full years.

That's another "special skill" for Goober's resume.

So...10 years is not a good time period when it doesn't work in your favor?

The word is "dominant". As in, "I have been dominant over you in this thread". But feel free to opine on the education of either myself or The Franchise. And don't forget your toilet brush and your shinebox when you go to that "important appointment".

Goddammit, don't you read Goober's posts, he picks a timeframe that is convenient to support his argument! Look at you, with your arbitrary 5-6 year period. You are triggered. You are rustled. You are jimmied.

Those 7-11 toilets don't clean themselves.

One of the mods needs to change Gooner's name to "Rustler". Because he is so elite at it.

I'll admit, I laughed at the commentary on education, followed by "is equal to his at a minimum".

If that is one of your finer traits, then you are truly pathetic. Not only is it a sad skill to tout, you are neither elite nor special. But you should still put it on your resume.

If you are referring to the act of accumulating condoms so that one can engage in consensual homosexual *** (no firsthand knowledge, I just know what I've been told, not that there's anything wrong with that), then I would agree.

And I had 20 years of Miami being the best freaking program on the planet (mid 80s to mid 00s). Baylor has never reached those heights. Again, I don't care how you want to torture logic, we are looking at a kid who has 1 year to play. He needs good teammates, good coaches, and a good shot at...

Nah, I just find his posts representative of a certain type of CIS dum-dum logic. Just like we went to war in Iraq to fight the terrorists over there instead of over here, I choose to light-up Gooner's silly posts as a warning shot to other like-minded porsters.

So you wouldn't be surprised if Baylor goes 6-7 like Manny just did?

Has nothing to do with "homer". I acknowledge the terrible 2019 year. I also acknowledge that we hired a new OL coach and a new OC. So if a kid is looking at whether Miami can make an improvement, there is some additional evidence to consider. Not just "last year". Good lord, you just act...

When I drove from Austin to Dallas for the LSU game last year, I took a dump in Waco. I think it's still there.