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We still making excuses for this dude? When will it be fair to judge him? He’s the one who chose to go to stank *** Illinois.

He was OK. Wasn't much different than what he did here.

Was that portal situation? Pretty sure Gus was pre-portal.

Unless you’re a big time guy, the portal is a simp’s game. It was created to throw a bone to the “pay the players” and “let them be free agents” movement. But it’s turned into a giant clusterfck for thousands of guys who wanted to be free agents but now don’t have a scholarship anywhere. We’ve...

Destitute guttersnipe man's Randall Hill.

Dudes posting highlights after losses is yet another sign of UM football Armageddon.

No one celebrated a 4 yard catch on 3rd and 9 like Jon Harris. He'd be a Manure favorite with his well documented "spontaneous celebrations" or whatever the name of that stupid stat is that Manure was tracking.

That was exactly the scenario I was thinking with Nope. I was picturing him wide open and the ball just bouncing off his face mask and everyone thinking "nope, didn't catch that one either."

If Wiggy didn't drop 20% of the passes thrown to him and didn't play with the physical "toughness" and strength of a bulimic he could be a productive player. LOL. Those are pretty serious dings against a WR.

I had a feeling I had that backwards, but I'm a mongoloid when it comes to those things. So I have an excuse.

I don't care about being "sold greatness." I'm more concerned with guys just sucking and eating up too many reps. I'm just as sour on 3 star Wiggy as I am on 5 star Nope. In fact, I don't hate Nope or Wiggy. I just hate that they play too much. It's not their fault that they get so many reps...

I think it's mentally challenged, but I'm telling you it's coming. It's what happens on here. I see people shorting Nope stock every day on here so they can set themselves up as geniuses when he makes his first good play in 2021. Clearly, he has some talent. So does Wiggy. The problem is...

It’s coming. I’m going to look like Dr. J floating through the sky like a condor from the free throw line with that tomahawk dunk about to land in everyone’s face.

That’s exactly why buying Nope stock right now is so intriguing to those of us who are desperate to be seen as the seers we are. I can’t wait to stick it up everyone’s cagootz if Nope suddenly awakens from his 21 year slumber.

Nope it’s going to kill it this year. You heard it here first. If he doesn’t I’ll just say I’m a UM fan and I’ll always pull for the kids.

We’re going 15-0.

Because this is becoming the popular move. Jump on a guy whose stock is in the toilet. If he turns it around, come back and anoint yourself a prescient visionary. If he doesn't, no one remembers.

And Harley deserved every drop of criticism he got too before he decided to heed the wakeup call and dedicate himself to being a better player midway through last season. Nope and Wiggy have earned all their criticism too. Sometimes, people get carried away, but both of those guys have been...

No one’s saying you can’t have an opinion. However, others can also have an opinion that your opinion is putrid.

Everyone who gets their pvssies fcked out of their sockets on here eventually morphs into an NFL Hall of Famer. The “you guys never played sports” slop is the battle cry of the thoroughly defeated ****.