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He's detailing cars in the Steelers garage, so he's technically still cashing NFL checks.

I could see that easily. We insist on fcking around with the "he ain't ready" **** and then play guys who can't play a lick even if they have the defense down better than the coaches. A guy like Huff sees The Mechanic on his back flailing on every play and McCloud spinning around like a whirling...

Sad but true. If they didn't have an idea who these locker room lawyers were after last season's year of death, then they're clueless. They should have reevaluated every aspect of the program after last year and shot everyone out of here in a canon who didn't fit what Manny wanted.

Sure you can. A big part of recruiting is evaluating character. Rump recruited and signed this dude.

Dude, think about it. If Rump isn't evaluating, isn't recruiting, can't hold onto the guys who do come in, and our guys haven't been blankets, then why the fck is he here? His valets have tried to shield him from criticism by claiming he doesn't recruit or evaluate. That's the exact opposite...

Time for Jose to gas up the lawn truck and get the extra fat Sharpies out. We’re gonna need a Fire Rump sandwich board parked on an empty street in Westchester (pronounced Wechetta).

I'm starting to think Rump was the only one in the booth and they had a bunch of COVID patients standing outside the booth coughing and farting into the air duct. Rump's like Rasputin. They couldn't fire him so now they're trying to off him with the VID.

Time for Dunson to get that piano surgically removed from his back.

And the constant refrain in the opposing coaching booth would be "Where's 3? Get the ball to _____ because 3's on him."

They better put the 3 top CBs in a fcking vault is all I'm saying. Better not let any of them have any contact with any humans or cats for the remainder of the season. And don't let them practice either. Keep them in isolation. Isolate them like a 350 pound 85 year old with one kidney with his...

Exactly. But Rump's valets will find a way to blame this on Banda.

True freshmans CBs play everywhere. Why can't ours? Isn't Rump's alleged genius in the area of technical work? I keep hearing his valets tell me how he's a scientist out there. Get those 2 freshmans ready, genius.

Ouch. Not sure how good he is, but our depth at CB is trash. Better hustle those freshmans up. Time to see if Rump is the technical genius that all his sissy boy valets on here claim he is.