Pro tip to my larger women: Avoid the high heels when trying to look ****. All that foot meat hanging over the sides of the shoes looks like a melting ice cream cone. Just go shoeless in the **** shots.
I picture Parrotnose as a big strapping dude with a giant putz. Not necessarily a bodybuilder type fraud but just a big strong dude who needs some cushion to avoid injuring chicks he's tossing around.